Thursday 21 March 2019

Why do we love Indian Film Awards over Oscars ? ~ Blog #344


Why do we love Indian Film Awards over Oscars ?


It is in times of Oscars that we Indians miss our film award shows

~Where they laugh with (not AT) nepotism

~Where the host takes more time to spell out sponsors than the award name itself : This award brought to you by the biscuit powered by the network driven by the car perfumed by the soap and chewed by the Paan!

~Where ex superstar wears the Kanchivaram Saree which can be spotted from the moon.

~Where star dad gives the best actor award to star son.

~Where star mom gives the best actress award to star daughter.

~Where heroines reserve two chairs; one for them and one for their gown.


~Where heroes wear tuxedos in 38 degree Celsius of Mumbai.

~Where Bollywood makes the strongest political statements against the producer's family!

~Where the camera pans on the same actor and actress who were rumored to be dating 175 years ago.

~Where all the families and the star kids sit in the front row and the real performers sit in the 2nd and 3rd rows.

~Where an actor kills himself over a role and still ‘Rahul’ wins best any actor every single time.

~ Where there are more Ad breaks than the number of local trains in Mumbai.

~ Where son of Mr. Sharma makes jokes on poverty and the stars laugh from their Rolls Royce’s.

~ Where awards are given for the most profound categories ~ " Best Real Social Media Star"

~Where the stars who perform on stage receives an award for sure.

~Where the same stars' same expression is edited,cut and shown at the beginning, half time and end of the award show for sad, happy and angry situations.

~Where some provocative half statements are made for the promos.

Long Live Bollywood ( Indian film industry ) and its awards.