Why do we love Indian Film Awards over Oscars ?
It
is in times of Oscars that we Indians miss our film award shows
~Where
they laugh with (not AT) nepotism
~Where
the host takes more time to spell out sponsors than the award name itself : This award brought to you by the biscuit powered by the network driven by the car
perfumed by the soap and chewed by the Paan!
~Where
ex superstar wears the Kanchivaram Saree which can be spotted from the moon.
~Where
star dad gives the best actor award to star son.
~Where star mom gives the best actress award to star daughter.
~Where
heroines reserve two chairs; one for them and one for their gown.
~Where
heroes wear tuxedos in 38 degree Celsius of Mumbai.
~Where
Bollywood makes the strongest political statements against the producer's family!
~Where
the camera pans on the same actor and actress who were rumored to be dating
175 years ago.
~Where
all the families and the star kids sit in the front row and the real performers
sit in the 2nd and 3rd rows.
~Where
an actor kills himself over a role and still ‘Rahul’ wins best any actor every
single time.
~
Where there are more Ad breaks than the number of local trains in Mumbai.
~
Where son of Mr. Sharma makes jokes on poverty and the stars laugh from their
Rolls Royce’s.
~ Where awards are given for the most profound categories ~ " Best Real Social Media Star"
~Where the stars who perform on stage receives an award for sure.
~Where the same stars' same expression is edited,cut and shown at the beginning, half time and end of the award show for sad, happy and angry situations.
~Where some provocative half statements are made for the promos.
Long Live Bollywood ( Indian film industry ) and its awards.
